एक शादी मे 2 लोगों की
जिंदगी बदल जाती हैं
और
300-400 लोगों की
DP
😀😃😄👩❤️👨💖🥳🥳🥳🎊🎊🎊🕺🏼💃🏼
GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE
Received a hilarious one for a caring Generation.!!😍😜
*GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE* !
*Good Morning*
At present, we are not at home, but please leave your message after you hear the beep.🔅
Beeeeeppp...
● If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "birth arrival" so we know who it is.
● If you need us to stay with the children, press 2.
● If you want to borrow the car, press 3.
● If you want us to wash your clothes and iron, press 4.
● If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5.
● If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6.
● If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7.
● If you want to come to eat here, press 8.
● If you need money, press 9.
● If you are going to invite us to dinner or take us on a holiday then start talking...we are listening !
*I love it every time I read this* !
😊😊😊
Little girl was holding 2 apples - Story
A lovely little girl was holding two apples with both hands. Her mum came in and softly asked her little daughter with a smile; my sweetie, could you give your mum one of your two apples?
The girl looked up at her mum for some seconds, then she suddenly took a quick bite on one apple, and then quickly on the other.
The mum felt the smile on her face freeze. She tried hard not to reveal her disappointment.
Then the little girl handed one of her bitten apples to her mum and said: mummy, here you are. This is the sweeter one.
Moral: No matter who you are, how experienced you are, and how knowledgeable you think you are, always delay judgment. Give others the time and the opportunity to explain themselves. What you see may not necessarily be what you're thinking.
Try not to jump to conclusions.
Contradictions of life
Contradictions of life!!
1 - Inspite of so many colours - White is considered Class
2 - Inspite of so many voices & sounds - Silence is considered ultimate
3 - Inspite of so much to eat - Fasting is considered healthy
4 - Inspite of so much to travel & explore - Meditating under trees & on mountains is considered superior
5 - Inspite of so much to see - Closing your eyes & looking within is Apex
6 - Inspite of listening to all the outside world - Voice from inside you is Eternal
7 - Inspite of a sweet charming life - A Peaceful Soul is Solace & Divine.
Go by your instincts. Life is beautiful. 🙏🏼
A festival full of sweet childhood memories - Diwali Wishes
A festival full of sweet childhood memories,
a sky full of fireworks,
a Mouth full of sweets,
a house full of diyas and a heart full of joy…
Wishing you all a very Happy Diwali 2021!!
May this Diwali Light up - Diwali wishes
May this Diwali Light up
New Dreams,
Fresh Hopes,
Undiscovered Avenues,
Different Perspectives,
Everything Bright & Beautiful,
And Fill Your Days with Pleasant Surprises & Moments.
Happy Diwali 🙂
May Lakshmi bless you - Diwali Wish
May Lakshmi bless you with the wealth to overcome your electric bill after the Diwali lights!
Happy Diwali
आँखो से आँसूओं की जुदाई - Diwali Jokes
आँखो से आँसूओं की जुदाई कर दो,
दिल से ग़मों की विदाई कर दो,अगर दिल ना लगे कहीं तो,
आ जाओ मेरे घर
.
.
और
.
मेरे घर की सफाई कर दो…
और याद रहे
यह Offer दिवाली तक ही है…😛😂😂
Diwali per ek hi tilli
सूचना –
दिवाली पर एक ही तिल्ली से 4-5 दीपक ना जलायेइससे पिताजी को शक होने लगता है कि,
छोरा सिगरेट पीने लगा है
जनहित में जारी😜
हेप्पी दिवाली
*****
Suchna –
Diwali par ek hi tilli se 4-5 dipak na jalaye
Isse pitaji ko shak hone lagta hai ki,
Chhora cigarette pine laga hai
Janhit me jari
Happiest Diwali
5 letters word - Whatsapp riddle
I am a word of 5 letters!
Everybody eats me!
If you remove my first letter, I will be a form of energy!!!
If you remove my first 2 letters, I will be needed for a living!!!
If you remove my first 3 letters, I will be a preposition and near you!!!
If you remove my first 4 letters, I will be a drink for you!!!
Who am I?
Working from home
While Working From Home ...
Angry Client :- I want to speak to someone from higher Authority .😠
Employee :- " Arey Sunti ho. Do minute yahan aana. Inse baat kar lo"
😂😝😝🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈
Breakfast
Wife : Your breakfast is ready...
Hubby : I'm getting late for office...I won't eat breakfast.
Wife : Ohhh...but I have used wine in parathas today !
Hubby gladly gobbles up four paraathas... Smiling, 'Wow, yummy! Which wine did you use ?'
Wife :Ajjwine
😜 😁😂🤣
आने वाले हर पल को
👌डाली से टूटा फूल फिर से 🌹
लग नहीं सकता है🌿
🍃मगर🌾
डाली मजबूत हो तो उस पर 🍀
नया फूल खिल सकता है🌼
उसी तरह ज़िन्दगी में 🍁
खोये पल को ला नहीं सकते🌻
🌸 मगर 🌺
हौसलें व विश्वास से
आने वाले हर पल को🌴
खुबसूरत बना सकते हैं
*🙏😊good morning 😊🙏🏻
आपका हर पल मंगलमय हो
Covid Batch
Friend: Bro, Do you know Newton's Second Law?
Me: I'm a Science Student Bro. Not a Law student!
Friend: Oh! Covid batch
Me : 😂😂😂👍🏻
beautiful LINES
Someone has written these beautiful LINES. Read and try to understand the deeper meaning of them.
Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ 1. Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout life.
Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ 2. Why is a car's wind shield so large & the rear view mirror so small? Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. So, look ahead and move on.
Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ 3. Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes a few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write.
Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ 4. All things in life are temporary. If they are going well, enjoy them, they will not last forever. If they are going wrong, don't worry, they can't last long either.
Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ 5. Old friends are gold! New friends are diamond! If you get a diamond, don't forget the gold! To hold a diamond, you always need a base of gold!
Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ 7. When God solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; when God doesn't solve your problems, He has faith in YOUR abilities
Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ 9. When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you.
कहो उसी से - Kaho usi se
कहो उसी से, जो कहे ना किसी से, मांगो उसी से जो दे दे ख़ुशी से, चाहो उसे जो मिले किस्मत से, दोस्ती करो उसी से जो निभाएं हंसी से.....!! .
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Being at home for over a year
Being at home for over a year now, I have learnt that...
☆ Our gas burner has 106 holes on the big burner and 86 on the small one.
☆ A Marie biscuit has 22 pin holes.
☆ The Dhadkan hindi song has dhadkan dhadkan repeated 126 times.
☆ If you switch off the fan at speed 5 it stops revolving after 1 minute and 12 seconds.
☆ The mosquito killer racquet has 485 squares in it.
☆ The match box has 47 match sticks in it...just counted!
☆ A Balaji wafer packet has 14 wafers in the 5 rupees pack and 24 wafers in the 10 rupees pack. So always go for 5 rupee ones.
Will keep you posted on my further findings!
✋🏻😌
Only in Mumbai
Have a laugh
Only in Mumbai:
Banana is Kela
Single is Akela
Tired is Thakela
Bored is Pakela
Stuck-up is Atkela
Angry is Satkela
Hung-up is Latkela
Lost is Bhatkela &
Dead is Tapkela
Dry is Sukela
Hidden is Chupela
Problem is Jhamela
Drunk is Piyelaa
The one coming is Aarelaa
The one going is Jaarelaa....
and now everyone is
Corona se Darela.
Phir bhi apun iddharich tikela...
😊😊😊
Kaha ho?
Men will be men...!!!
😝😂
पति : सुनती हो, कहाँ हो ??
पत्नी : आप के दिल में।
पति : तुम्हें कितनी बार समझाया...
जब तक कोरोना वायरस का चक्कर खत्म ना हो जाए,
भीड़-भाड़ वाली जगह पर मत जाओ..!
😜😅😆😂🤣
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