Jokes: Kids these days

A little boy was doing his maths homework, 

saying to himself, 

2+5 the son of bitch is 7.. 

3+6 the son of bitch is 9.

His mother heard this & gasped "wht r u doing?" 

the little boy answered, "I'm doing my math's homework Mom."

"And this is how ur teacher taught u to do it?"

"Yes", he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher nxt day,
"Are u teaching maths to children by saying 2+2, the son of bitch is 4?"

the teacher started laughing, and answrd "wht I taught them was, 2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS 4".
Kids these days!