Jokes: Multiple husband wife jokes

People become really naughty on whatsapp...even married women have put their status as
"Available"
Just saw a girl's status ''Home alone''
Sala status hai ya invitation ...
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Materialistic world-
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BOY on a date in a AUDI Q7 🚘-- Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai That I am already married. 😐

Girl: (hugs him)

Are Tumne to dara hi dia..!
Main samjhi AUDI tumhari nahi hai. 
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All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife... Surely does...
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🚦Whats Checkmate?

U tell ur wife I saw a lady, looked xctly like u"
&
wife asks "WAS SHE HOT..??"
U cnt say 'no'
U cnt say 'yes'
Dats Checkmate.! 😋

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The Men are very Kind & Women are very Selfish!
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"PROOF"

Most Women Don't Like to Help Unknown Men

But All Men Are Ready anytime 2 Help Unknown Women.
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🎲A couple went to a wish well.
Santa bent down, threw a coin & made a wish.

Wife bent down a little more and fell into the well.

Santa shouted,
"O Teri..
It works!

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Wife Rings Husband..

Husband : Office Me Hu, Bahut Busy Hu aur Tum ?
Wife: KFC Me Tumhare Pichhe Baithi Hu,
Aur Bacche Puchh Rahe Hai Ke Papa Ke Sath Kounsi --------------------------------

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Wife drinking BEER asked "Tum kaun ho?" 😮

Husband- "Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne husband ko bhool gayi? " 
Wife: "Nasha har gum bhula deta hai "Bhaisaab"..!!
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