Jokes: Collection

Interviewer: What is Recession?

Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜

Best one

Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability
But.
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A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
Technical Difference 📖
What is the difference between welding and wedding ..

In welding there are sparks first and bonding forever, , whereas in wedding there is bonding first and sparks ⚡forever ...🚩
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