Jokes: Collection

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Innocent Kid : Mummy mujhe 1 Bhai Chahiye ...!!!

Mummy : Beta Dad USA mein hai, Jaise hi Woh Ayenge hum Baat karenge Unse....😘

Kid - Aap Unhe Surprise bhi toh de Sakte ho😝 😹
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ROCKING GENERATION
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👦Boy : Tum ladki hoke daaru piti ho? 🍺🍷🍹🍸

👧Awesome reply by girl :
To kya 2-4 peg ke liye

gender change karwalu
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Wife drinking Vodka,
asked
"Tum kaun ho?" 😮

Husband-
"Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi? " 🚶

Wife: "Nasha 🍸
har gum bhula deta hai"

"Bhaisaab"..!!😜

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Teacher :

“Can you tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people's lives ?”

Student :

“Smo-king & Drin-king ” !!!

Teacher Resigned !😂😂😇😇
Ghor Kalyug😰

Teacher: Who was Akbar ? 
Boy: Akbar was Gay.

Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?

Boy:- We have heard  Laila - Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival ,Romeo-Juliet 
But Only
Akbar - Birbal !
Teacher died😂😂😂