Jokes: Monk

Beat dis😝
This is really a great suspense...!!!!!

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Read it carefully to know what it is...

A man is driving down the road 🚗and breaks down near a monastery⛪.

He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down.
Do you think I could stay the night?

the monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner🍚🍲, even fix his car🔧🚗.

As the man tries to fall asleep💤, he hears a strange sound💬.

The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say,

We can't tell you. You're not a monk.

The man is disappointed😞 but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way🚗.

Some years later,

The same man breaks down in front of the same monastery⛪.

The monks again accept him, feed him🍚🍲, even fix his car🔧🚗.

That night, he hears the same strange noise 💬that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning🌞, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can't tell you😶. You're not a monk.

The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know.😖

If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?

The monks reply, You must travel the earth 🌍and tell us how many blades of grass 🌾there are and the exact number of sand pebbles🔎 When you find these numbers,

you will become a monk.

The man sets about his task.

Some 4⃣5⃣ years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery⛪.

He says,

I have traveled the earth🌍 and have found what you have asked for. There are

145,236,284,232 blades of grass🌾 and

231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth🌏.

The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk😇.

We shall now show you the way to the sound📡.

The monks lead the man to a wooden door🚪 where the head monk says,

The sound is right behind that door.

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked.

He says, Real funny. May I have the key🔑?

The monks give him the key🔑, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone🚪.

The man demands the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key🔑, and he opens it, only to find a door 🚪made of ruby.

He demands another key 🔑from the monks, who provide it.

Behind that door is another door🚪, this one made of sapphire,

So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald,

silver,

topaz,

and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, This is the last key🔑 to the last door.

The man is relieved to know end🏁.

He unlocks the door🔓,

turns the knob,

and behind that door he is amazed 😳to find the source of that strange sound📡

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. . . .

. . . .

☝😐😶But he can't tell you what it is because you're not

a monk
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Don't be angry at me .. I am
Also searching for the guy who sent me this one😜