Jokes: New Metal: Husband

Enough abt wives, now somethng for husband.
A new metal is added to chemistry:
• Name - Husband
• Symbol - Hb
• Atomic weight:
         - Light when found
            first
         - Tends to get heavier
             over the years with
             time
• Physical properties:
         - Boils at any time
            with inlaws
         - Can freeze in front
            of his own family
         - Melts if sees other
            women
         - Very bitter if
            questioned
• Chemical properties:
         - Very reactive
         - Highly unstable
         - Possesses strong
            resistance to gold,
            silver, diamond,
            platinum, credit
            cards and cheque 
            books
         - Money saving agent
• Occurrence:
         - Mostly found in
            front of TV ,Laptop & Mobile..
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