Awesome Bombay

Bombay has no bombs 💣 and is a harbour ⛵ not a bay.
Churchgate has neither a church ⛪ nor a gate. It is a railway station 🚉.
There is no darkness 🔦💡 in Andheri.
... Lalbaag ♨ is neither red🔴 nor a garden 🌴.
No 👑👌king 🔱 ever stayed at Kings Circle 🌀.
Nor did Queen 👸 Victoria 💃stay at Victoria 🏢 Terminus.
Nor is there any 👒princess 👸 at Princess Street .
Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel.
There are no marines 🚅 or sailors ⚓at Marine Lines.🚼
The Mahalaxmi 🎫 temple  is at Haji Ali 🗼 not at Mahalaxmi.
Teen bati 🚥 is a junction of 3 roads, not three lamps 🚥.
Trams 🚄 used to terminate at Kings circle 🌀 not Dadar*TramTerminus. (Dadar T.T..).
Breach 🍭Candy 🍡is not a sweetmeat 🐮 market, but there is a Hospital 🏥.
There are no Iron 🔔 smiths at Lohar chawl.
There are no 🍯pot 🍵 makers at Kumbhar wada.
Lokhandwala complex 🏬 is not an Iron and steel market 🏯.
Null bazaar 🛀 does not sell taps.
You will not find lady💃 fingers ☝ 🎍at Bheendi Bazar.
Funny 😇Bombay... 😜😜zara hatke zara bachke ✌yeh hai mera  Bumbai meri Jaan 😄😃