Smiley Jokes on Whatsapp

टिचर - तुम्हारे पिताजी का नाम क्या हे ?
छात्र - 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
टिचर - ये क्या हे ?
छात्र - छः गन ।
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Boy : u reached on time

Girl : 🍳

Boy : ab ye kya

Girl : m late

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Boy✂👳💪❓🔪

Girl : kya???

Boy:  cut appa Ne Bahubali ko kyu Mara?

Girl dead.... 😅
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Ab tak ka sabse fadoo

She - kai krtos tu ?

He - 🚂💍

She - he kay .?

He- Engineering 😂😂😂😂
This is complete LOL 😂
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Sir - ur roll number
student - 🍷.
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sir- ye kya😡😡
student - 90 sir.😛😛😂

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सगळ्या smilies चा पप्पा...!!
😈😈😈😂😂😂😂

नवरा - काय करतेय...😍😍

बायको - पोळ्या करतेय...🍪🍪

नवरा - 🌊🌊...

बायको - हे काय...😱😱

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नवरा - लाट लाट...!!
😂😂😂😂😂
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Boy :- kya kal rat tum party me thi ?
Girl :- 🐘
Boy :- yeh kya !!!

Girl:- 🐘 👳🏽

Boy :- kya ???

Girl :- haan thi baba !!!

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He: 😒 क्या तुमने वहां पर दारु पी ?

She: 🔨 .

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: हा थोडी .😁😁😁😁😁

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He: क्या तुमने घर पर मेरे बारे मै बात की ?

She: 🔑.

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: की 😁😉
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Boy :- dukandar ko paise dene the... diye kya?
Girl :- 🌳
Boy :- ab  yeh kya !!!

Girl:- paid.

😐😅
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Girl :- Main aaj park me nahi aa sakti.

Boy :- 🐊 kyu?

Girl- ye kya?

Boy- मगर क्यू ?...😜
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Boy : kal rat tu jis ladake ke sath ghum rahi thi, kaun lagata hai voh tera ?

Mrwadi Girl :- 🐃

Boy :- yeh kya !!!

Marwadi Girl:- भाई सा
👆🏻👆🏻😜
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Girl ...kya tum whiskey pite ho

Boy....🌹

Girl....ab ye kya

Boy....रोज
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Boy: sach batao, kya tum hi thi?
Girl: 🌿
Boy: ye kya hai?
Girl: me thi 😛

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Boy :- tum kay kar rahi ho

Girl :- 👌🏿☕

Boy :-  ye kya hai

Girl :- masti

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Height of Emojis......

Boy :- tabiyat kaisi hai?
Girl :- 🐋
Boy :-  kya?
Girl :- well

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Boy: Tum Bhaaji ke saath kya khana pasand karogi:
Girl: 👣
Boy: Ab ye kya?
Girl: Paav 😁
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Height of smiley

Boy :- agar kuch decision lena ho to kiski sunti ho ?
Girl :- 🐒
Boy :- yeh kya !!!

Girl:- man ki..

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He : tu tithe dance kela?
She : 🍌🍌
He : aata he Kay?
She : kela kela

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He : so overall party kashi hoti?
She :🍒
He : Mhanje??
She : bore

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Boy :- dukandar ko paise dene the... diye kya?
Girl :- 🌳
Boy :- yeh kya !!!

Girl:- paid.

🙈🙊😂

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Boy :- Are u coming to the school ?
Girl :- 🐷
Boy :- yeh kya !!!

Girl:- Suuure....😂
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Heights of smiley

Boy :- kya kal rat ke party me  jo wine gift me mili hai usska kya karu?
Girl :- 🍕
Boy :- yeh kya !!!

Girl :- pee jaa .😂
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Here's next

He: aur khane mein kya kahaya?
She: 🔐
He: ab yveah kya?😖
She: lockey..
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Continued.👆🏻

Boy: party kaisa tha?
Girl: a 🌂
Boy: yeh kya
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Girl: acha tha
😂
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He :
Shopping karne
ke baad kya kiya ?

She :
🐈🐈🐈🐈
🐈🐈🐈🐈

He : अब ये क्या ?

She : Bil Liya !
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Prashant: Boy :- agar kuch decision lena ho to kiski sunti ho ?
Girl :- 🐒
Boy :- yeh kya !!!

Girl:- man ki.
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He: जब मुझे मदद चाहिए होती है तब कोई नही आता 😔

She: 🐱

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: मै आऊं ?
😁😁😁😁😁..
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Prashant: This is technical👇🏽👇🏽

Consumer-  System kyun nahi chal raha??

Technician- 👟👞

Consumer- Ab ye kya?

Technician- Sir Booting 😂😛😂
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This one is killer...

He : On which  technology do you work?

She:🐍
He: yeh kya !!

She: SAP  😝😁
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Baap of all smiley jokes

She-1234
He-🔫🍃🔑🙏🙏🚘
She-AB ye kya
He-Ganpati ki jay jay kar
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Boy- Aaj mera Birthday hai. Gift Q nai laaye?

Girl- sorry I 🐐🐐🐐🐐

Boy- ye kya?

Girl- I forgot
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Whatsapp grp-

Raveena : hey 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄

Boy1: kya??
Boy2: kya bol rahi hai?
Boy3: kehna kya chahti ho meri maa?

Anurag Nair : hey guyz

Boys left grp 😀
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Baap of all

Girl :- तुम्हारा नाम क्या है ?

Boy :- 😏

Girl- मतलब ???

Boy- "शरद पवार ...."😂😂😂
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Girl: tu yoga kutun shiklas?
Boy:😜
Girl: mhanje?
Boy: ramdev baba😂😂😂😂
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boy - kuthla juice pila ?

girl - 🇺🇸

boy - he kay ?

girl - usa cha ..

😜😂😂😂😂😂
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Height of SMS & Smilicons.....

🎈Boy :- क्या कल रात तुम पार्टी में थी ?
Girl :- 🐘
Boy :- ये क्या है !!!
Girl:- haa thi..
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🎈Boy : kal rat tu jis ladake ke sath ghum rahi thi, kaun lagata hai voh tera ?
Girl :- 🐃
Boy :- अब yeh kya !!!
Girl:- भाई सा

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🎈He: जब मुझे मदद चाहिए होती है तब कोई नही आता 😔
She: 🐱
He: अब ये क्या ?
She: मै आऊं..

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🎈Boy :- agar kuch decision lena ho to kiski sunti ho ?
Girl :- 🐒
Boy :- yeh kya !!!
Girl:- man ki.

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🎈He: Thoda aur cake lo
She ❌ ☕
He: Ab ye kya hai??
She: No kafi hai..

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🎈she: कल जो इंद्रानी की बेटी मर गई, वो आत्महत्या थी क्या?
he: 💅
She: अब ये क्या है😯
he: ना खून..

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🎈He: 😳 sar kyo khuja rahi hai thi?
She: 👠 .
He:  had hai yar, ab ye kya?
She: ju thi..

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🎈Boy: Tum Bhaaji ke saath kya khana pasand karogi:
Girl: 👣
Boy: Ab ye kya?
Girl: Paav..

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🎈He: क्या तुमने घर पर मेरे बारे मै बात की ?
She: 🔑.
He: अब ये क्या ?
She: की..

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🎈Boy: kal jo aapke sath party mai aaye the wo aaapke kaun the.?
Girl:🍃
Boy:????
Girl: pati....
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He: जब मुझे मदद चाहिए होती है तब कोई नही आता 😔

She: 🐱

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: मै आऊं ?
😁😁😁😁😁
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He: 🐕
She: what?
He: Do gi? 😜😜😝😝

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She: baby kya tum muzse saccha pyaar karte ho?
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He: ❤da
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(Thank god she didnt ask "what is this?")
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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He: क्या तुमने घर पर मेरे बारे मै बात की ?

She: 🔑.

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: की 😁😉
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Boy :- dukandar ko paise dene the... diye kya?
Girl :- 🌳
Boy :- ab  yeh kya !!!

Girl:- paid.

😐😅
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Girl :- Main aaj park me nahi aa sakti.

Boy :- 🐊 kyu?

Girl- ye kya?

Boy- मगर क्यू ?...😜
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One more

He: 😒 क्या तुमने वहां पर दारु पी ?

She: 🔨 .

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: हा थोडी .😁😁😁😁😁
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Boy : kal rat tu jis ladake ke sath ghum rahi thi, kaun lagata hai voh tera ?

Mrwadi Girl :- 🐃

Boy :- yeh kya !!!

Marwadi Girl:- भाई सा
👆🏻👆🏻😜
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Girl ...kya tum whiskey pite ho

Boy....🌹

Girl....ab ye kya

Boy....रोज
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Boy: Tum Bhaaji ke saath kya khana pasand karogi:
Girl: 👣
Boy: Ab ye kya?
Girl: Paav

😁😁😁😁😁
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Sir to student- Ganesh chaturthi Kab h?
Student-⭕
Sir-ab Ye kya?
Student-sir kal
😂
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Girl ...kya tum whiskey pite ho

Boy....🌹

Girl....ab ye kya

Boy....रोज
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Girl - Am feeling lonely..😔
Boy - 💩 me ⛵
Girl - ye kya hai chhiiii

Boy- Hug me now
😝😜😂😷
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Now this one is the height of all..

Girl :- aaj free ho Kya?
Boy :-🈯
Girl:-ab ye kya?
Boy:-malapan nahi mahit😂
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Further...

He: जब मुझे मदद चाहिए होती है तब कोई नही आता 😔

She: 🐱

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: मै आऊं ?
😁😁😁😁😁
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Boy: kya pe rahi hoo

Girl: 🐅🐐☕

Boy: Kya???

Girl: Wagh bakri chai...😂😂
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She: Kya hai.. kyun mere piche pade ho.. Aakhirr tum kyaa chahte ho...

He: 👈🏽🔧

She: Ye kya hai..

He: Tujhe Paana

😂😂😂😂
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boy : tum itne floors kaise chadogi?
girl : 💿
boy : ab ye kya hai
girl : sidi se
😂😁😁
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Girl - Am feeling lonely..😔

Boy - 💩 me ⛵

Girl - ye kya hai chhiiii😳😳😠

Boy- Hug me now
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Boy: are you single?

Girl: yes

Boy: 🚶👠

Girl: ye kya?

Boy: chal zuti😁😜
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.Girl :- lift chal nai rahi hai kya karu

Boy :- 💿 le

Girl- ye kya?

Boy- seedi le😃...
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Height of smiley

Boy :- soda me legi ya paani me
Girl :- 👍
Boy :- yeh kya !!!

Girl:- thums up me
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😂😂😂😂👍😜😜
Boy- can I join you to the party next time
Girl- ➗
Boy - ?
Girl - bhag
😜😝😂
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Naya trend chal raha hai 😂😂
Boy :-hii how r u?
Girl :- ⌚
Boy :- yeh kya??

Girl:- TIK TAK
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😝
He-1234
She-🔫🍃🔑🙏🙏🚘
He-Ab ye kya
She-Ganpati ki jay jay car
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Beat this

Girl : what's ur  nik name ?
Boy : 💋💋
Girl : hey kai...
boy:  its Papya...
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This one is killer smily used by boy

girl : where are u ??
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boy : ♦
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girl : what is this ????
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boy : chowkat
😂😂😂
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Girl :- Mai aaj park me nahi aa sakti.
Boy :- 🐊 ?
Girl- ye kya?

Boy- मगर क्यू ? 😜😜😜
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He: shopping karne ke baad kya kiya ?

She: 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: bill Liya 😜😜😜😜😜

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epic one.
Boy: Kya kar rahi ho?
She:
🎉

Boy: Party?
She: 🎹
Boy: Gaane sun rahi ho kya?
She:
💉

Boy:
😰
Beemar ho kya?
She: 🎑🔧🔋
📢
📺

Boy: Ab iska matlab kya hai?
She: Kuch nahi rey paagal... Chhote bhai ke haath mein mobile tha!
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😝
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