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Wife missing

A husband went to police station to file a report for his missing wife.

Husband : - I lost my wife she went shopping yesterday morning and hasn't come back home yet.

Inspector :- What is her full name sir ?

Husband :- Don't really remember we just call her Mum.

Inspector :- How old is she ?

Husband :- Must be a bit over 40 now I suppose 

Inspector :- What's her height ?
Husband:- Emm a bit shorter than me.

Inspector :- And her weight ?
Husband:- A bit over weight now.

Inspector :- Color of eyes ?
Husband :- Never noticed.

Inspector :- Length and color of hair ?
Husband :- Not sure but the color changes, don't remember what it is now.

Inspector :- What was she wearing?
Husband :- Slacks /suit / Didn't notice.

Inspector :- Was she driving a car???
Husband :- Yes.

Inspector :- Tell me the number, name and color of the car ?
Husband :- Black Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.

And then the husband started crying.

Inspector:- Don't worry sir, We will find your car.

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