Jokes: Multiple jokes

Alia Bhe Help Desk to complain a computer problem.

Alia - When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?

Help Desk - Dear lady, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can't read your password.

Alia - Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.

Help Desk - 😳🔫
😄😜

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Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ?

Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns.
      
Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha?

Mahesh bhatt:  Jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe ja!!!

😜😜😱😝👏😊👍😝😝

100 metre ki race ho rahi thi...

Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...

Everybody started running except Alia bhatt.

Referee - Y r u not running...?

Alia - My number is 4.

😝😝😝😝😝

SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai....

Alia bhat: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye....

😜😝😜😝👏

Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied...

FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died).

AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died).

ALIA BHATT: I think.. (died)😝

😱👍😊😜😝

Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.

Alia - What should we do now?

Varun- We'll take 50:50.

Alia- What about the remaining 900?
😬😵😵😵😬

Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie.
Varun: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today..

Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.😄😂😁😁😁

😝😜😛😛😊

Alia reading newspaper..

News:
"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"

Aalia comments:
Idiot !!
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!
😅😃😜😝😀

Deepika Padukone : I have more Fans than You..
👍👍
Alia Bhatt: No Big deal, I have AC at Home.  😝😝😝😝😜😜😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂